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don't you just hate it when you boss tells you to; empty and bust up a crate. only to find half way through emptying it a partly rotten cat?
basically, the only thing you gotta remember is that when the cops come. make sure to tell them "little jimmy only learns with aid of negative reinforcement."
was a very bad donkey. he was a rat bastard so i sold him.
let me start of by saying that is a very bad idea to burn jeans.
so a few a years back i was waiting for the bus, board out of my mind an i noticed that my pants were ripped at the seam at the end of the leg (is that called a cuff?). being the pyro that i am i deiced to burn it
and while i was burning it the bus pulled up and i was like "fuck it" and i ignored it. now what i wasn't thinking in the process of burning my pants was that they were cotton and cotton smolders if you don't put it out entirely. so i walked on to the bus with burning pants. a few blocks latter i realize that the bus is extremely smokey and then i see wisps of smoke coming up from my leg at that point i had realized that the idea that was so great not to long ago was a very bad idea. by now the bus driver had also noticed that the bus was smokey to which she decided to say "who's burning paper on my bus". she stopped the bus and deiced to kick off who ever i was that was burning paper. no at this point i was thinking o fuck i have to get off this buss as fast as possible because she walking down the isle to kick me off the bus. turns out she wasn't coming to kick me off the bus and instead kicked off so random heroine addict. i got of the very next stop.
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